What she does: Herd ACs into their proper places, avert chairs' mental breakdowns, distribute room keys and placards and pizza like a vending machine on crack.
What she holds: a list of every single club/bar/event venue in a 0.8 mile radius from the Hyatt, the security deposits for every single staffer (and thus a whole lot of power).
What she says: "GO BACK TO YOUR TABLE. DON'T TOUCH THAT! RAWRRRR... Do you need a hug?"
Why we love her: Because none of the rest of us want to manage this "special" staff.
Where you can find her: Fixing your hot mess.
OMG this is what I get for leaving this tagged on facebook. Oh sweet Jesus...
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