Dear ChoMUN Secretariat Stalker,

Your presence last night at the karaoke social event was very noticeable as you followed us around the room always maintaining a 10-15 foot perimeter. We would request that you NOT blow kisses to our Secretary General. I guarantee you that she is not interested. Neither are any of the rest of us for that matter. Next time just go up the escalator without turning around to get a last glance. Thanks to you many of us are now overly sensitive to men in pink button ups.

Sincerely,

ChoMUN Secretariat